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Modern Demotivational Poster

POSTMODERNISTS - The only reason they are alive is because it's illegal to kill them.

TAGS: postmodernism bullshit nihilism
Rating: 2.68/5
-_- - July 13, 2008, 5:54 am
NO Office, i didn't Stab him. He walked right into the dagger i was holding in my extended arm... 37 times. I'd say you could ask him, but for some reason, he feels he has the "Right to Remain Silent".

THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.

TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and butthead g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

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SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the shit. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and Butthead
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.

ART - I call this statue, "The Bulls ultimate revenge"



TAGS: aquarium art modern formaldehyde
Rating: 1.73/5

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Claire - February 18, 2009, 8:05 pm
I want one. In my house. Now.
NREEEOW - December 13, 2008, 11:22 pm
Actually, it's floating in fluoride. My dad studied this work when he was getting his art degree.
... - July 14, 2008, 8:10 pm
Mmm... Shark Jello. Nom Nom...
BuzzBomb - July 6, 2008, 2:37 pm
The shark is dead. It's suspended in something like a gelatin.
Rosie - July 6, 2008, 2:41 am
Isn't that shark going to die? Don't they have to move constantly?

MODERN ART - Because who needs talent when you can shit on a canvas

TAGS: art modern shit canvas talent talentless
Rating: 3.08/5

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pzykosiz - October 16, 2011, 5:42 pm
i'm happy for it to be used, however you might have to check the copyright stuff. the "inside" image i found on the internet, so i'm not sure who actually made it
eabacus - October 16, 2011, 3:52 pm
hi....great image. i do lot of small media collaborations for my own amusement. can i use this picture in a video i am creating? you can check my website that is www.attitudemedia.com to know more about me. thanks, John Groom


TAGS: modern man tip clean crimescene
Rating: 4.38/5

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firedog911 - January 30, 2011, 9:14 am
All bets off when that bitch asks for a "manwich"!

CALL OF DUTY FLU - Catch it. Bin it. KILL IT!

GO PLAY OUTSIDE! - Okay mom...

TAGS: outside modern life
Rating: 4.4/5

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Silverheart - April 11, 2013, 1:55 am

Sad thing is, I've seen this. At a playground, 6 kids sittting on the swings (not swinging) immersed in their devices. Sad.
ughomer - April 10, 2013, 9:45 am
Makes more sense than the NFL Play 360 promotion! 5L
GaryO - April 10, 2013, 9:17 am
Dang, so true! Nailed it, papa. 5Loiterers

Sweden -

TAGS: sweden smartphone sign modern
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 6:56 pm
Thank you.
spacedog - November 23, 2015, 6:54 pm
JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 6:51 pm
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - November 23, 2015, 6:49 pm
This NEEDS to happen! Too funny! Only the bodies should be zombiesque! 5L!
JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 1:51 pm
Actually that sign isn't official. Two artists made a few and put them up one night. Thanks for the vote :)
concern3 - November 23, 2015, 12:05 pm
How sad is this, but it's a 5er

AWW NUTS! - Modern Day Scrat vs Prehistoric Scrat Both seemed to find their nuts just out of reach of their hands.

monopoly - 2013 Edition -

TAGS: monopoly modern 2013 it sucks to be you edition
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - August 26, 2013, 7:22 pm
I call the boot to 5Lay with!


TAGS: modern interweb disorders
Rating: 4.71/5

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Jones - February 1, 2011, 10:25 pm
I didn't notice the lettering...
culos - February 1, 2011, 5:07 pm
My 9-year old is dyslexic and she read this correctly first time around! Well at least the Tigbits part of it anyhow...
MalachiX - February 1, 2011, 2:46 pm
ROTFLMMFAO!!! I have Dyslexia and had to read the shirt three times to get this!

SOCIAL OUTCAST - Only one click away


TAGS: the wonders of modern medicine
Rating: 3.28/5

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agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:43 am
5L. Munchausen is german for chocolate milk, right?
Sean - October 6, 2009, 4:25 pm


TAGS: postmodernists liberal democcrats
Rating: 3.08/5

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Sean - June 18, 2009, 7:41 pm
Z-Bob. One big tunnel, and counting.


TAGS: holy grail dan brown modernized bible verse thats one randy bird typo fixed
Rating: 2.95/5

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Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 9:38 pm
Thanks, Ron. I'm glad you like it.
ronsart - November 7, 2009, 9:12 pm
my 5L...like religious jokes...great pic!


AVANT-GARDE - When you go beyond the status quo When others cannot grasp your work A term you personify, the vanguard of art.

MODERN WARFARE - As warclouds thicken Choke the chicken!!!

FASHION - When your dressing says about you: "I'm a modern woman; i'm strong, and i won't get on my knees!"

Good Authors -

Consider -

Modern Dirty Bombs -

Not So Smart -

marriage -

Modern Man -


Just Think -

modern movies -

twitter wedding cake topper -

In Olden Days -

TAGS: cole porter anything goes modern lyrics lady gaga
Rating: 4.71/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:58 pm
(dog howl) arrrooooo!
Cannabal - July 15, 2013, 1:35 pm
Ah, one of my favorite tracks from the Capital Wasteland's greatest, and only, radio channel, Galaxy Radio. Shoutout to my boy Three-Dog!
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2013, 11:53 am
In the olden days, a glimpse of female ankle was looked on as something shocking
MissPriss - July 15, 2013, 4:46 am
And that is why I'm terrified of clowns...never used to be.


TAGS: modern music crap for brains
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2014, 4:57 am
And true that, about the stuff that does get mass marketed.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 7, 2014, 4:31 am
I'll look it up.
Silverheart - April 6, 2014, 7:05 am

Your low opinion of "today's music" leads me to believe that you're not looking hard enough. There's great music being made these days (for example - Devin Townsend Project), but it is the inferior stuff gets mass marketed. /rant
CloudchaserS - April 6, 2014, 5:07 am
The generation previous to ours said the same thing about the music we love

The U.S. Dollar -

TAGS: dollar origami modern today this day and age
Rating: 4.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 26, 2013, 1:17 pm
Lol! But in my day.... just kidding. But seriously, in my day a dollar went a long way. She may have not been a looker, but she was worth every single one of those one hundred pennies.
falloutghoul - July 26, 2013, 8:01 am
Which is why you need more than one. ;-)

So though I'm not a great romancer -

TAGS: cole porter anything goes modern lyrics
Rating: 4.45/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:36 am
Thanks, Sho. I was trying to go for a 1930s style with Cole Porter's lyrics. Kinda doing a comparison to today.
Sho - July 15, 2013, 1:32 am
and also for the caption and style
Sho - July 15, 2013, 1:32 am
5L for the pic


TAGS: early modern english drama
Rating: 4.43/5

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GaryO - February 6, 2014, 7:40 pm
Hah! Looks rather familiar....
BoneCD - August 21, 2010, 8:15 am
5 Taxi drive'n Poodles! LMAO
ICEMAN - August 21, 2010, 1:21 am
I say. Well done. Here's a fiver.
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 12:28 am
LOL! I like it!


TAGS: apr 2 swimsuits maybe he was talking about something a little more modern
Rating: 4.38/5

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Faceplant31 - April 7, 2010, 4:28 pm
Touche' Matt. Now go back to doing your shuffle! J/k
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 4:24 pm
Careful Face... that's how rumors start.
Faceplant31 - April 5, 2010, 12:14 pm
Nice one Matt! 5inches of skin for you
Produceman117 - April 2, 2010, 7:58 pm
Atta boy, Matt! 5L.

obscenities -

TAGS: disrespectful children crappy modern parents
Rating: 4.2/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2013, 3:19 pm
From 500BC: But when the face of Sextus was seen among the foes, A yell that rent the firmament from all the town arose. On the house-tops was no woman but spat toward him and hissed, No child but screamed out curses, and shook its little first.

THE MODERN URINAL - Just like the old one, with a twist.

TAGS: modern urinal old one twist
Rating: 3.2/5

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Swampfox - March 22, 2013, 3:04 am
I wonder what it's not safe for...
zoomer296 - March 19, 2013, 11:27 pm
That's a hand dryer... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyson_Airblade
Bolverk3778 - March 19, 2013, 8:44 pm
I would like to point out that this is a air dryer for after you have washed your hands after using the urinal. Of course I could be wrong, it could be a DIY circumcision apparatus. lol
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:36 am
Or does it say airblode...now that's a completely diferent story!
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:34 am
If I were a guy...you couldn't pay me enough to drop my jig-a-wig in anything that has the word blade in it...teehee

COD 6 MW2 - EPIC FAIL Connect To XBOX Live on a PC?

TAGS: cod cod mw2 modern warfare 2
Rating: 1.96/5

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Spangle - December 22, 2009, 8:49 pm
Ghost? Wtf? I totally shot him in the face yesterday!

EMERGENCY AIRDROP - OMG you freakin noobs! I worked for that!

TAGS: modern warfare 2
Rating: 1.81/5

Thanksgiving 2014 -

TAGS: modern prayer black friday sales
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2014, 2:25 pm
I Love when crotchety gets into the ho5Liday spirit!
Oldsod - November 15, 2014, 9:30 pm
Yup...'ti5 the season to whomp the ever lovin' crap out of your fellow man because they beat you to a parking spot...

Crap Like This -

Life Span -

Moti-Math 101 -

ohmigawd!!!!!! -

TAGS: modern blonde dilemas
Rating: 4.71/5

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mizzdizz - May 3, 2015, 5:55 pm
I stumped you mi'lord? I AM honored!!! Thanks, RL!
Reality Lord - May 3, 2015, 5:20 pm

LOL5....how did i miss this